A plethora of empty management phrases for your education, amusement and derision. Free to use, a lifetime of learning at your fingertips, bore your friends, impress your enemies! Enjoy.

  • I understand your concern
  • I appreciate your remarks
  • I want to reiterate
  • I agree with the following exceptions
  • I suggest we review (or continue to review
  • We need to re-examine the plan
  • I acknowledge the hard work of
  • I believe we have made progress
  • Help me understand
  • We are aware of the challenges
  • We will continue to look for win/win
  • I’m glad you are committed to
  • We’re all committed to success
  • We have to work proactively
  • You are important to us

And for the emptiest and most fantastic beauocratic phrase I have ever heard

  • I have a good feeling that we are developing an effective plan that will eventually result in a successful conclusion.