Gold Bullion Bars
The price of Gold Bullion Bars is set to increase. An article in celebration of the fact by Mr Goggleheimer (not his real name).
My name is Mr Goggleheimer but you can call me Sir
Don’t you just love the American dream?
“Buy low, sell high” I could say that before I said “Mom”!
Modest to Millionaire to Billionaire
I came from a modest background. Mommy cooked me fudge brownies but only twice a week. The other kids in my class had them cooked fresh by their mothers every day and had theirs served with milk. I had mine with a glass of tap water. Still, I’m richer than all my old classmates now and they all call me Sir!
Credit Crunch or Credit Lunch?
Don’t ask me how I knew to do it – could have been the color of my pee – but I sold all my property two years ago before the toxic debt dump (as I call it). I sold me stocks and shares too and put the entire pile into Gold Bullion bars. For the past 18 months I’ve been buying gold jewelry off people who were desperate for cash. I managed to buy it for 40% of the price quoted on the Gold Price Index. Did you know that some companies pay 87% of the price quoted on the Index?
Why would they do that? It is just not the American way. I blame Obama. I met him once – he didn’t call me Sir…
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AndAnotherThing – this was written more as a joke than as business advice – but hey, you should have listened to Mr Googleheimer (not his real name) a couple of years ago and as my best friend Wilma Proop says:
“Many a true word spoken in jest!”
PS Wilma Proops (not Proops)posts wisdom on her Comedy Problem Page:
http://wilmaproops.blogspot.com