Bizarre Product Ads
Strange but real advertisements of real products from the not-so-distant past, when doctors posed for Camel cigarettes, and Lysol was a feminine wash.
Remember a time when smoking was considered sexy instead of deadly? When women wanted to get thin so much, they would actually eat parasites prevent weight gain? Do you remember when STD was still better known as VD?
Take a look at these bizarre advertisements - and the weirdest thing about them is they actually existed!
Surgeon General Smokes Camel

Lysol Disinfects Everything

Easy Tips for Weight Loss

Safe Sex

The Secret to a Happy, Healthy Life

Irresistable Ways to Seduce a Woman

Photos Courtesy of
Strange Cosmos

19 Comments
The Lard ad is a spoof. Please see Snopes.
lol…blow in her face..lol it should have been blow in her face, and she’ll return the favour
The Lard spoof originated in the British comic Viz.
See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viz_(comic)
There was actually a brand of condoms in the 1920s called “Frat Boy.”
Spoof or not, lard DOES taste great on hot rice, with a little salt
I’ve got tape worms……. They’re great!!! Unfortunately I also have a venereal disease.
The “Blow in her face” ad was a variant on the old Laugh-In line: “Blow in my ear and I’ll follow you anywhere.”
i can’t believe people actually did that stuff!! People are happy because they eat lard..Great article, a good laugh for the day
Women would douche with Lysol because a lot of the ads made it sound like it would kill sperm, ’sanitizing’ everything. I wonder what it actually did…
Great article, love reading old stuff. Have a
newspaper dated 1925, wow rooms did rent for
50 cents back then. New at Triond and curious
does anyone make any money? Any help would be
great. Thanks
Oh, absolutely, kellie! It depends on how popular your article becomes, though. For instance, I earned twice as much from the McDonald article in one month than I did from a whole year of everything else put together
OMG,,,that’s amazing. I commend you and your work is great.
Im a writer of fiction,,but article writing has biten me
in the ass.
Love writing them. Thanks a bunch!
Hahahaha. Makes you think, doesn’t it,
Thats so weird, if you saw ads like that now a days, imagine what people would think, but back in the day it was okay! Thats crazy!
That smoking one is crazy. Can’t believe that it was acceptable back then.
Great article, Beatrice and don’t get fired over my novels!!

Good Article Beatrice!
Hmmm sure! More doctors smoking….. no comment
You come up with such original material. Thanks for sharing.
hahaha…..nice ads… now,i get an idea of how to make an product ad..smoking? i dont think so